bARTer Sauce: Nik Trades me Mosaic Clown Painting and Lost Cock

Nik trades with bARTer Sauce a lot. A LOT. All the time. He trades with me so much that I am really far behind in updating the website with all his trade offers. He trades with me so much that I have officially BANNED him from the site until September 1, 2009. He is not allowed to make any trade offers, no matter what kind of awesome stuff I get between now and then.

How's that for punishing someone who likes your project and participates fully and often.

Yeah, that's how I am.

Ridiculous.

Here's what Nik traded me last time. First, I got this Undead Mosaic Clown Painting. I love it.

It's so very undead and pointy. Plus, red and light blue are really hot colors this season. I'm sure that's what Nik had in mind when he painted it. Fashion. Yeah.

Then he also traded me the Lost Cock which is a technicolor rooster that he promised to trade me long ago but then couldn't find and now found again.

Read more about our trade and find out what Nik got in return.

Make me an offer for the Undead Mosiac Clown Painting

Make me an offer for the Lost Cock

What's bARTer Sauce? Seriously? Ummmmmmmmm...yeah. Try Google. I'm not here to answer all of life's little questions for you. Put forth some effort.

Dave the Rooster

This is Dave the Rooster. He lives at my friends Meghan & Evie's house where I'm staying while I'm in LA. He's shocking, I know. More shocking: they paid money for him. Or Evie did. She bought him while returning some "satin" sheets at Ross. Okay. Dave tells ghost stories. Apparently. He also....still has a price tag on his butt. Thanks Dave, I'll look forward to waking up with you staring at me for the next six days.