9:25 PM

Wildlife Safari, Giant Bull Erections and Renegade Craft Show

Tomorrow we embark on an epic adventure. We will drive to San Francisco. Stopping only to pee and for the Wildlife Safari place with the mean ostriches in Winston, OR

Then, we will seek shelter with Steph from NerdJerk

On Saturday and Sunday we will be peddling our wares at the San Francisco Renegade Craft Show. It will be epic (but I mentioned that before). It will make you pee your pants (if you didn't stop at a gas station on the way). 

Stop by booth 65 and say, "Hi." (or - use whatever greeting you would like - we're no dictators).

And then - you're next LA. Please don't think we've forgotten about you. We haven't. When we're finished with San Francisco, we'll be comin' for you. Driving. Listening to podcasts. Knitting in the car. These are things we will be doing on the way. 

Last year, we were stopped by a large bull in the middle of the road. That bull had a large erection. What, oh what, will we encounter while on the road this year? I can't even guess. You can't plan for a bull with a large erection in the middle of the road. Nor, should you try to. I'm content with being surprised.

Come say "hello" LA friends. We will be in booth #16. The Shower Arts will abound there. You will love it. Or you will not. Either way - I'm sure we'll be friends.

Good summer fine people. Good summer.
11:37 PM

Urban Craft Uprising: I'm Gonna Do You With a Broken Ankle.

It's here. The second best day of the year. Urban Craft Uprising's summer show starts this Saturday, July 7th. 

It continues July 8th (the second worst day of the year - only because when it's over - the next Urban Craft Uprising show will be as far away as it possibly can be. Sniff). 

Come out to the Seattle Center from 11-5 both days and check out all the fantastic urban crafters. This year they are incorporating vintage goods as well. Hot. And if that wasn't enough, there is also an International Beer Festival going on in the Seattle Center at the same time. Two great reasons to travel to Queen Anne. BEER AND CRAFTS!!

Doug and I will be there peddling our Shower Art wares. I'm have a cane. Because I'm 80. And I broke my ankle. Sniff.

I love you.