Dave the Rooster

This is Dave the Rooster. He lives at my friends Meghan & Evie's house where I'm staying while I'm in LA. He's shocking, I know. More shocking: they paid money for him. Or Evie did. She bought him while returning some "satin" sheets at Ross. Okay. Dave tells ghost stories. Apparently. He also....still has a price tag on his butt. Thanks Dave, I'll look forward to waking up with you staring at me for the next six days.