9:05 PM

Soapy Claus Got Chased by a Raccoon

That's right. A raccoon.
Did I mention that I live downtown? In a big-ish city? Because I do. I was walking along the busy streets in the urban area that I currently live in -- and out of the corner of my eye I notice a fuzzy thing up ahead. At first I think that it's someone's dog tied up outside the convenience store.
Nope.
It's a raccoon the size of three cats that is getting increasingly anxious as I approach. It locks eyes with me and all I can think about is the episode of This American Life where a woman gets attacked by a rabid raccoon and can't kill it. It just won't die. At this point I turn the eff around and start running as fast as I can. The raccoon chases me until I round the corner and then it jumps a fence into a preschool playground.
Good luck kids. That thing was a big'en.
And at this point you're probably asking yourself, "Okay, that explains the raccoon part of your blog title, but what the hell is Soapy Claus?"
That is a fair and intelligent question. It shows you read the title and expected there to be a reference in the post somewhere about Soapy Claus. I will not disappoint.
I have become obsessed with Estrella Soaps. It's a serious problem. We have stacks of Estrella Soap in our bathroom. It is, quite literally, the best soap in the entire world. It smells amazing and it moisturizes like a motha'. It rules.
So this year for the holidays, I got everyone Estrella Soaps. We have a gigantic box of some of their most awesome scents. Doug started calling me Soapy Claus. And I like it.
So that's how it all fits together. Neat and tidy. Now, just stay away from the intersection of 2nd and Seneca in downtown Seattle unless you want to be mauled by a possibly rabid raccoon.

7 comments:

Sycamore Moon Studios said...

Obviously you forgot to wear your raccoon repellant. Living in a big city has made you complacent. *tsk tsk* NEVER let your guard down against the nefarious raccoons. They are constantly plotting....

Rosalie said...

Argh! Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

Rekoj said...

Perhaps an Estrella soap could have saved you? Those bars ain't soft. I'm sure the rapid raccoon would have appreciated some nice lathery star soap. Or prb would have just ate it. On second thought, those soaps are way too good for a raccoon.

Rosalie said...

No way that raccoon is getting my Estrella. Although...I probably do have enough bars that I wouldn't miss one or two being lobbed at a raccoon in a last-ditch effort to save my own life.

cinderelly said...

the raccoon CHASED you?!? that is freaky, we have them in our yard and i always kinda counted on them running the other way! :o

Rosalie said...

Yep, totally, came right at me. Might have been rabid. It seemed too light out for a raccoon to be out wandering around.

Liz's Wares said...

Sounds like quite an ordeal.
Good thing you came out of it okay though.

Those soaps look pretty!
Thanks for introducing them.
Ill have to add to my list of things to buy for birthdays coming this next year.