9:42 AM

Bald Guyz Head Wipes

Seriously. I went to the store and the store had these.

Yes, they did. I swear they did. That's why I bought them -- because I knew no one would believe me. Plus, they only had one box left. So either they only ordered one box, or this product sold out and they will need to reorder. And yes, I'll be checking back to see if they do reorder. Now, I don't want anyone to think that I'm mocking bald men. I'm not. I'm mocking the person who thought of this product and then decided to call it Bald Guyz Head Wipes.

Well, I guess I'm also making fun of the two models on the box who maybe thought ths was their big break and might have actually used their real names. If you can't quite read that part, it says, "Keith Pignetti, Firefighter" and "Shawn Wilson, Researcher." I guess this is supposed to show you that bald men from any background can use Bald Guyz Head Wipes. So, there are 16 wipes in the box. Post a funny comment here and I'll contact you so I can send you your very own Bald Guyz Head Wipe. For you. Yours. You don't have to share. And in closing, visit bARTer Sauce - my experiment in trading for art and odd ojects and/or Ugly Baby Shower Art - waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. Or anywhere else. We're no dictators.

16 comments:

LoveMeKnot Creations said...

hahah i saw those at walmart once hahaha

Honeydew Studio said...

That's amazing! I wish I had someone to buy them for. Haha!

BaldyLocks said...

Ok. This is nothing short of hilarious. What do the head wipes do? Is it like a baby wipe or is it like a wax job for your head?

Maybe you've discovered the secret to that bald sheen?

Rekoj said...

HOly crapola I need one of these. Maybe two...

julia said...

i especially like the "ooooooo, baby, come n get me" expression on the researchers face

subu said...

i love that they put "real bald guyz" on the cover. because no one would believe it if it were a fake bald guy...

Jane said...

It's a miracle! I've always just offered all the hard working bald researchers and firefighters in my life cotton balls with rubbing alcohol when it seemed they needed refreshing. I wonder if you can use them on hairless pets? I would have wet my pants in the store if I had found that. Where DID you find that, 6 star?
Cheers!

EtsyRAIN Events Blog said...

OMG. How friggin' hilarious! I swear...if I had someone to give these to...oh wait. Um. Nevermind. (haha ;)

EtsyRAIN Events Blog said...
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EtsyRAIN Events Blog said...

oops. was signed in on the wrong account. that was from me. :)

weavingone said...

We have a hairless dog, and that would be perfect, except that if they were scented with something he would spend all day licking himself. Of course he is a dog and does that most of the time anyway.

Kelly said...

So wait. If it works on bald heads, does it work on bald...

LASdesigns said...

This would be the perfect stocking stuffer for what my FIL calls his "freeway of love"!

Walk in the Woods said...

Too, too funny.

Alex B. said...

Ok, funny thing is that I know both of these guys. I first heard about bald guyz because keith pignetti was my roommate in college. He entered an online contest and was chosen.... he did it more for the goof.

Now, I had the pleasure (if you want to call it that) of meeting Shawn Wilson when I was at the photo shoot with keith. Needless to say, that "oooh baby" expression says it all. This guy was hitting on everyone at the photo shoot.... and I mean everyone. I think he would have hit on a horse had one been there. I spent about 15 minutes talking to him and this guy is seriously trying to become an actor. He sends head shots to agencies on a daily basis, and takes himself way to serious. Contact me with any questions or comments about either guy.

Sara's Texture Crafts said...

Absolutely hilarious!!

By the way thank you for the comment on my blog and I have plenty more of those earrings in my $4 sale at sarastexturecrafts.etsy.com

Sara x