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9:42 AM

Bald Guyz Head Wipes

Seriously. I went to the store and the store had these.

Yes, they did. I swear they did. That's why I bought them -- because I knew no one would believe me. Plus, they only had one box left. So either they only ordered one box, or this product sold out and they will need to reorder. And yes, I'll be checking back to see if they do reorder. Now, I don't want anyone to think that I'm mocking bald men. I'm not. I'm mocking the person who thought of this product and then decided to call it Bald Guyz Head Wipes.

Well, I guess I'm also making fun of the two models on the box who maybe thought ths was their big break and might have actually used their real names. If you can't quite read that part, it says, "Keith Pignetti, Firefighter" and "Shawn Wilson, Researcher." I guess this is supposed to show you that bald men from any background can use Bald Guyz Head Wipes. So, there are 16 wipes in the box. Post a funny comment here and I'll contact you so I can send you your very own Bald Guyz Head Wipe. For you. Yours. You don't have to share. And in closing, visit bARTer Sauce - my experiment in trading for art and odd ojects and/or Ugly Baby Shower Art - waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. Or anywhere else. We're no dictators.